Many moons ago in the delirious late hours of a drive to North Carolina, we tuned in a couple of wiseacres playing novelty records on their radio show. One of the songs dealt with the things to which Jimmy Carter would and would not say yes. That was the last time I heard a peep of it, and since then I have often wondered, did it really happen? Did such a song really exist?

Today I say to you: YES!